Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...