Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...