Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!