Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.