Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...