Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...