Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...