Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...