Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...