Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias