Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...