Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Steven Wright on dogs
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Quotes of companies
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Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...