In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...