A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...