Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...