At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...