The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...