One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...