Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
More Redneck One-liners!
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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Crocodile is longer
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Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.