Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...