Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.