Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...