I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...