New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...