Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...