fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...