Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...