Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Accordion jokes
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Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...