Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...