Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...