Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...