A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...