rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...