Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!