The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...