Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...