What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….