ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.