A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
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What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
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Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...