Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...