Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...