What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...