Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...