Emacs acronyms
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Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...