Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...