Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...