Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...