Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...