Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...