The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
“E I E I O.”
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...